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Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Joey the Clown
Joey the Clown
What a great idea to have a clown for Bobby’s birthday party. The kids will love him, and all the parents will think you’re the best. Joey the Clown wasn’t even that expensive, and he brings his own balloons and party gifts. You made quite the deal on this one; if the other parents only knew what a steal you got on this deal, they’d just die. No, literally, right after they tear your heart out, you fucking bitch.
DA: Mrs. James, how did you come to know the Defendant Joey Miller?
Mrs. James: Well, I met him at the grocery store; he was, was in his costume, his clown suit, and had a sign. A sign that said clown for hire. So I; I booked him for my son’s birthday.
DA: Your son’s birthday party? A party at your house?
Mrs. James: Ummmmm, yes, at my house; I HAD NO IDEA, NO IDEA, THIS ISN’T MY FAULT!
DA: Objection, your Honor.
Judge: Mrs. James, answer the question; only the question. Please
Mrs. James: OH LOOK AT THEM; LOOK AT THE WAY THEY STARE AT ME; IT WASN’T MY FAULT, IT WASN’T.
Judge: One hour recess.
A low murmur went through the crowded courtroom as the judge left the bench. A few thought they were watching a witch hunt, one of which they were all willing to fight to get to be the one to light the fire to send the bitch to hell.
Joey the clown showed up early to the James house; a two story mansion and a full basement; two large pillars holding up the front facade, with white siding except the shutters which had been painter a soft grey color to compliment the early colonial architecture; a little drab, but huge; four thousand square feet and on a nice piece of property overlooking the St. Luis River. Joey rubbed his hands together in excitement.
Nancy James greeted Joey at the front door, walked him through the entrance, and into the living room area just left of the front hall. A spacious room with high ceilings and one grand chandelier in the center of the room. In the midday sun, it was set on a low setting, just enough to set off the cut of the crystal, but not enough to cast a shadow; saving energy was not a concern in the James household. Joey placed his trunk on the serving table; with rolling eyes, he asked Nancy when the children would be coming. A slight chill ran up her back; being the finest of hosts, Nancy got Joey a glass of water; the party would start in twenty minutes.
Children began arriving in ones and twos; Mother dropping off their four-year-olds without a worry; the Jameses were well known in town, being that they owned a good half of it. With horns, hats, and candy, the party was off to a good start; even the Martin boy was behaving to a point, his autism making him a handful at the best of times.
Soon it was Joey’s turn to entertain the children; he made crazy faces and danced; they all laughed and laughed; he next twisted balloons into horses, cats, dogs, and one that looked just like a sword. The children were so engrossed that Nancy had to yell twice that the cake was ready; everyone ran for the
kitchen.
DA: Mrs. James, did you ever ask for identification, or do any type of background investigation or ask for references? You just let this person into your house full of four-year-olds?
Mrs. James: He’s a clown…a clown.
DA: Nothing in his demeanor; his actions raise a red flag to you? You let him take all eleven four-year-olds down into the basement? You or any adult going with them?
Mrs. James: He’s a clown; they act funny; you know, he kept laughing all the time, but don’t they all do that kind of thing? No, your question; we were having drinks, there was just me and Mrs. Ellis; we were just up in the dining hall; I’d had only two glasses of wine.
DA: Mrs. James… what about the screaming; tell me about the screaming. Why’d you ignore all the children screaming? Did you not tell the Police that the children were screaming for at least thirty minutes, if not longer?
Mrs. James: He was doing magic tricks; don’t you scream during magic tricks? I always scream; I’m scared of magic tricks and magicians… I didn’t do anything wrong; nothing, nothing at all. I didn’t do anything wrong here.
DA: Mrs. James, what was the first thing that made you think that something was wrong?
Mrs. James: Well, it got quiet, and then I thought I heard crying, so I went right away to check.
DA: What did you find, Mrs. James?
Mrs. James: The children; there was blood everywhere. I thought; I thought someone must have fell and hit their nose; but no, no, no they were all laying on the floor; I thought; thought they were doing a magic trick; but all the blood; you could smell the blood; it made me sick; I called Bobby my son, but he didn’t answer; all I could hear was; was the clown laughing, laughing; he just never stops laughing. He cut Bobby’s head off; clean off, it was just sitting there; all the children were cut; little Mary, Mary Williams, her head was almost all the way off.
DA: Mrs. James, why didn’t you call the Police? Why did it take so long to call the Police? Mrs. James; Why?
Mrs. James: I, I was in shock; I needed another drink; I just couldn’t believe it; he just kept stabbing them and stabbing them; I could hear the laughing; he just wouldn’t stop laughing; IT’S NOT MY FAULT, NOT MY FAULT…
Judge: Bailiff, please remove Mrs. James from the Courtroom.
DA: Judge, I’d like to remand the Defendant over to trial; this Office has more than shown the neglect of the defendant's actions in this horrible crime. Your Honor, Mrs. James failed to act in any manner to save any of the children from Joey Miller, a known killer and child molester in this community.
Judge: The defendant will be held on one million dollar bail; next Court date August 15th @ 3:00 pm for plea. This Court is adjourned.
From the Ramblings.
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Wednesday, October 23, 2013
H-ham
Monday, October 21, 2013
Jimmy Duke
Jimmy Duke
The body rose to the surface slowly, having lost most of its
buoyancy over the months it had been tied to the bottom of the lake. Two
minutes later, the diver also floated to the surface, just as dead as the young
mutated woman. The crime scene went crazy; ignoring the woman’s floating
corpus the State Police Officers grabbed the diver out of the water, trying to
bring him back to life. The diving mask full of vomit confirmed the
horror of the find.
Number 7 was a young white woman, somewhere between twenty
and twenty-five years old. Blond hair, about five feet six inches.
Anything further just wasn’t possible; her head had been removed crudely,
leaving just enough scalp to id hair color; hacked off hands and feet removed
with an axe-type weapon. Stomach torn open, internal organs ripped from
her body; connecting tissue showing rips and tears, not knife marks. Sex
organs mutated by heavy axe blows and pulled from the body, showing no knife
marks, just torn flesh. The body was a ruined shell of what used to be a human
being.
Jimmy laughed until he couldn’t breathe watching the TV news
story showing three big State Police men in a little boat dragging the dead
diver over the side of the boat, nearly tipping it over. It was hilarious; with
tears streaming down his face, he was just howling; the next-door neighbor
banging on the thin wall brought him back to his senses. Pulling hard on
his fifth beer of the morning and throwing it against the wall along with a “GO
FUCK YOURSELF” at the top of his lungs, he knew who would be next. Jimmy
toned it down a little, not wanting the old bitch to call the police on him.
With a chuckle, he sat back on the threadbare couch,
turning on his mental movie of Jenna, his latest and twelfth victim; smiling
and snickering, he played the movie over and over.
Jimmy was an easy-going petty thief who had discovered by
accident that he was also an up-and-coming serial killer after killing one of
the neighborhood kids he caught in his apartment going through his shit.
Stealing people's stuff and money was one thing, but taking their lives as a
whole new game; a game he couldn’t get enough of. He had found a vast
reservoir of rage and hatred that had been untouched until now.
Tuesday morning, shortly after 8 am found Jimmy at his
neighbor’s door. He’d waited listening closely at his own door for all
the floors' little worker bees to leave the building, making his floor nearly
empty; empty except for him and old Mrs. Stock, his next-door neighbor.
Tap, tap on the door, and he could hear her coming to him. Jimmy had a newspaper
he’d picked up out of the recycle bin in one hand, covering an eight-inch
kitchen knife in his other gloved hand. He’d found the kitchen knife
going through a garbage can two blocks from his flat. Sharpening it
against a concrete wall as he watched people looking for a target, it was now
razor sharp. Mrs. Stock, with a “humph” of displeasure at being
bothered, opened the door to the hallway. Jimmy, with a big grin on his
face, stepped into her and plunged the knife into her left eye with enough
force that it jammed and stuck solidly into the back of her skull.
Standing at the open door, not breaking the threshold, Jimmy watched as Mrs.
Stock stumbled backwards, hands waving and trashing the air; a small squeak
coming from her wide open mouth; a fine line of vitreous humor, the fluid
of the eye, and a small line of blood ran down her left cheek; three cats
dashed for safety. The old bitch stumbled across the room, hitting the
far wall, sliding down to a sitting position, dead just as he wished her to
be. Jimmy reached inside, pulling the door to him; locked and closed it
with his gloved hand; leaving the building, giggling, Jimmy walked twelve
blocks before dropping the glove down a storm drain, then tossing the newspaper
into an empty recycle bin. He couldn’t wait for the evening news.
Two months later, and Mrs. Stock, the old, dead bitch still
hadn’t been found. Jimmy’s apartment was beginning to pick up the scent
from his dirty work. He’d have to do something soon if someone didn’t
wake up to the stench and call the police. The smell was getting that
bad. How can it be that no one checked on his neighbor's bitch in two
full months? No wonder she was such a bitch? Jimmy decided to go out just
to be away from the smell. Coming out of the elevator, Jimmy nearly ran
into the super of the building coming into the elevator. Jimmy recognized
the super Ed Kock from when he moved into the building a year ago. “Say,
don’t you live up on the seventh?” Jimmy, cool as ice, said, “Yeah, just
heading out, problems?” “Yeah, 7E says the floor smells bad,” Ed
said, rolling his eyes into his head. Jimmy, “I noticed that too, must be
a dead rat in the vents, who knows?” “Well, I’d better find something; I’m
tired of the constant complaints from those people!” The elevator door closed,
and Jimmy hurried out the double doors into the not-so-clean smell of auto
fumes and old garbage.
Ten minutes later, the sounds of sirens filled the air in
the direction of the Hampton apartment building. Jimmy was six blocks
away, sitting on a bench, watching down 2nd street to where the
sirens were stopping. Yep, Ed had found Mrs. Stock’s body.
Jimmy sat out as long as he could; finally, he headed to the
Hampton. Still three cop cars outside; he knew they’d want to talk to him
just like when the kid disappeared a few months ago. Jimmy was
exceptional at evading trick questions, and his short interview went
well. He asked the Detectives to come into his apartment and look around
if they wanted; they did, but he was way too clever to have anything out that
they could see. He had a little something from each of his kills, but
nothing big that would stand out. They were all hidden away nice and tight,
where even a hard search would likely not find anything. He was turning
into a pro.
With the heat off, Jimmy went out on the hunt. Having
to go to the grocery store for a few things, he’d also found it to be a great
hunting ground. He wasn’t disappointed; standing there on aisle four was
just what he was looking for. She was about five foot three, brown hair,
decent build, and Jimmy saw his opening and, as any predator would see, there
on the left forearm were tiny marks that would open the door to his next
kill. Stepping just around the end of the aisle so he wouldn’t be seen,
he reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a syringe filled with dark
liquid. Strolling up to the young woman, “Hey baby, looking for some time,”
he rolled his wrist so she could see the ready syringe. “Oh, I think I
just found a party,” with a giggle and rolling her eyes. “Well, let me
buy your stuff, and we’ll go,” with a wink, they were off to the register.
Walking just two blocks to the girl’s apartment gave little
time for conversation, but the girl had already told Jimmy her name, that she
was new to the area, knew no one, and needed a fix real bad. Shutting the
door behind her and throwing the three deadbolts, Jimmy was floating in
anticipation of getting down to work. Dumping the small bag of groceries
on the counter, Sara turned and stuck out her hand; she was very much in need
of a fix. Jimmy tossed the syringe to her, and she only then realized
she been taken. The right hook came out of nowhere; she didn’t see it
coming, and her eyes nearly popped out of her head when the fist drove into her
head hard, snapping her neck and sending her sprawling on the floor.
“Bitch” was all that was said; on top, straddling her, Jimmy drove his knuckles
into the soft tissue under her neck, perfectly cutting any chance of getting
another breath. Eyes bulging, Sara pushed off the floor with her hips and
threw Jimmy's weight forward over her head. Sara had been raised with
three brothers, and fighting back was ingrained in her head. Tipping
forward, Jimmy had no choice but to release his grasp and tumble forward.
Now lying flat across on top of Sara, his chest across her upper chest
and head, Sara bit hard and deep into Jimmy's right shoulder like a
cougar. The coppery taste of blood filled her mouth and her body with adrenaline.
All knees and elbows she pushed Jimmy to the left and connected with a wild
elbow to Jimmy's nose. Jimmy, with a second scream of pain, rolled to his
right and kicked as hard as he could in the direction of the wild cat he’d run
into. His booted foot landed directly on the bridge of Sara’s nose,
breaking it. The fight was over; Jimmy sprang like a cat, picking up a
heavy wrought iron door stop that had been rolling under his back, leaving a
huge bruise. He pounded it into Sara’s face until it was bloody mush.
Lying panting on the floor with blood gushing out of his
damaged nose, Jimmy listened carefully to the sounds of the building above his
labored breathing. All quiet; no running feet, no sirens. Rage
exploding, Jimmy blacked out; without any conscious thought, Jimmy got to work.
Jimmy's mind still in a complete insane rage stood over a
pile of ripped and torn meat that once was Sara Benson; one time daughter; part
time junky as blood dripped from his hands and clothing. Jimmy blew a
large blood clot from his right nostril, hitting and sticking to the bottom of
an overturned chair. Very slowly Jimmies mind was slowly coming down from
the rage and centering on self-preservation and escape. Jimmy stepped
over the remains and, for some unknown reason, picked up the bag of groceries
off the counter with blood-covered hands and calmly walked out the front door
of the apartment without closing it and down to the street. Mouth
breathing from his blood-plugged nose, Jimmy used alleyways and side streets to
make it to his apartment, and then, waiting until no one was in sight, ran for
the stairway. Placing the groceries on the table, he reeled into the
shower, leaving dripping blood in his wake.
It took just twenty minutes; the first person to open their
front door immediately smelled the stench of blow opens bowels and viscous
fluids. Walking down the hallway to the open door, Jan Miller fainted
straight away at the sight of the explosion of rage and hate. Her husband,
hearing the thud, was fast behind her; not wanting to leave his wife, but
succumbing to the most primitive part of the brain to flee; flight took over,
and he ran banging into the door frame so hard he fell and crawled to the
phone; screaming hysterically into the phone the 911 Operator had no idea what
the problem was. She pulled up the address to the incoming call and
dispatched the police without knowing the problem, just that it must be bad.
“Don, this is a bad one; I’ve never seen anything like it.
It’s like a pack of wolves tore her apart.” Detective Bob Williams
cautioned Detective Don Hilderman before he entered Apartment 3B. Even
from outside, you could smell the vile stench of death. The sight that
met the two detectives was far worse than the smell. It sucked the breath
from their lungs; floor, ceiling, and walls turned from off-white to pink to
dark red, burgundy with dried blood and pieces of stringy entrails sticking to
the walls. Viscus chunks sat on bookshelves where they had landed; some
leaving red trails as they sank slowly to the floor. Clearly, a large
section of lung hung from the cheap overhead chandelier, caught on one 30-watt
bulb; a stalactite of dried blood reaching eagerly towards the floor.
Pooled red, almost black blood escaping the horror and flowing off toward the
living room in a now dried river. Intestines, partly attached to the
stomach torn and split; undigested food and feces from exploded bowels covered
what once was a small tan sofa. Detective Hilderman, holding his
handkerchief over his mouth and nose, slowly rotated his eyes from left to
right, taking in the ghastly scene; far right, next to a blood-stained lamp,
like it was part of the collection of blown glass orbs, was one of Sara’s eyes
sitting in its pool of mixed blood and intraocular fluid.
Detective Don Hilderman, twenty-seven years with the force,
threw up his dinner on his and Bob Williams' shoes, splashing up on both
Detectives pant legs. Eyes rolling, he turned on his heels and ran for
the door. Detective Bob Williams held his vomit all the way to the entryway, spewing
his stomach contents down the door frame and into the hallway. Cops from
three boroughs jumped and ran out of the way of the two escaping puking
Detectives.
The very next morning, a task force was assembled, and
Detectives from eight boroughs were out in force talking to everyone in the
area. In short order, they realize that the newest crime scene was smack
in the middle of numerous unsolved murders and disappearances. After a
full day's investigation, it was found that they had two different people’s
blood. DNA analysis was ordered ASAP.
Jimmy Duke’s apartment sat directly in the center of the pin-up
board with a large map of the general area covering and hanging limp off its
sides. Around it were fifteen colored pins depicting either missing or
dead people; one was just next door to his apartment. Jimmy was the main
suspect.
Jimmy had cleaned up the apartment, getting rid of bloody
clothing, shoes, and even the bloody grocery bag. Its contents still sat
on the kitchen table where Jimmy now sat, wondering what prison life would be
like, provided he didn’t get the death penalty. He’d even cleaned out all his
souvenirs from his other kills and bleached everything in the apartment.
He was as ready as he would ever be for them to come for him
.
The task force had decided that Jimmy was their man; they
obtained search and arrest warrants. The knock came at 11 am on the
dot. Jimmy looked up at his cheap wall clock and was kind of surprised
that it took them so long. The long arm of the law was in slow
motion. Jimmy was arrested and asked for an attorney even before they
read him his Miranda rights or asked him even one question. He was ready
for them.
Ten hours of searching, down to even peeling the wallpaper
off the walls, found nothing. Not one piece of evidence could be
found. Every inch of the apartment had been carefully photographed, and
every item logged into evidence bags. There was not one thing left in the
apartment, not even dust.
Two days later, Jimmy was dancing down the street outside the
County lockup. Yelling at the top of his lungs towards the courthouse,
“YOU GOT NOTHING MOTHER FUCKERS” Jimmy was the happiest man in the world.
The DNA came back tainted from the Detective’s barf. The surveillance
wasn’t lost on Jimmy; it was a great game seeing and walking up saying hi to
the Detectives that were watching his every move. He’d give them the
finger, dancing and laughing in their faces. They were left with nothing
to do but drive away or call to get picked up by the team.
Detective Don Hilderman was furious; he’d been embarrassed
by his puking in the crime scene. Arresting Jimmy just to see him
released; a stack of bodies five feet deep at his feet. Even the media
had picked up on the story and was hounding him. He pored over every
photo; he’d held in his hand every single item from Jimmy's apartment. He
just couldn’t find a single clue to put Jimmy to the crimes
.
Sitting down to dinner with his wife at 10:15 pm that night,
his mind on the case, nothing else. His wife, talking from the kitchen,
was speaking to deaf ears about her day, going to the grocery store, all the
little things that kept her busy all day long. Don felt a pin prick in
his mind; what did she just say? “Honey, I missed something you just said
about what you did today…..say it again.” Donna, without missing a beat,
started over again on her day; she was talking to no one. Detective Don
Hilderman was out the door heading to the Office; he had his case, and Jimmy
was going to jail or the gas chamber
.
With the whole team assembled in the conference room with
all the hundreds of pictures and items bagged and logged from Jimmy's apartment,
sitting around them on tables and pinned to boards. Detective Hilderman
told the team what he was looking for; members who had taken pictures and
logged items jumped into action. Ten minutes later, they were all
standing as Hilderman read the list of groceries from the blood-stained grocery
receipt and marked off each item from the picture on Jimmy's table.
A perfect match.
Eleven months later, Jimmy Duke sat on death row, still
wondering why he'd picked up the bag of groceries and taken them home.
From the Ramblings
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Sunday, October 20, 2013
The Switch
Friday, October 18, 2013
Stormy skies
Monday, September 9, 2013
Rose
Rose
Rose
Damn, I'm gonna miss that girl.
I fell in with her by just a fluke of damn luck. She
was dancing at a piss ant dive strip club just outside of Denver, about twenty
miles out on a piece of blacktop that only people who don’t want to run the
main roads use. Fucking place was a fall-down drunk joint; not in any
city limits, out too many miles on the road to nowhere for the County Deputies
to care to drive out to unless forced by a worthless fight call.
Dudes were passed out on the freaking floor, and it was only
ten o’clock. The parking lot looked like a cheap-ass “junkyard” car lot,
with cash sales only, with no refunds. Every car in the parking lot was
at least fifteen years old, with fenders dented on every corner and some along
the sides. What a junkyard; the clientele had to be a bunch of losers,
druggies that must have been turned loose by their fat old ladies with heads
full of curlers or so dope sick they couldn’t make it down to the dive, or just
paroled looking for a drink and a fight, kicked loose from a seedy trailer park
or the County lock up. About every fifth running wreck was an old but
nice pickup; even with the dents, the kind that screams “Red Neck” right down
to the gun rack in the back window; a couple even sported old, mangy dogs
sitting dead, bored in the bed of the trucks.
I’d just come across the State of Kansas, what a fucking
place. I’d been told it was flat as a pancake, but that was a hell of an
understatement. Four hundred miles on my tired old oil-smoking Plymouth Road
Runner’s speedo; two quarts of oil every fill up, whether she needed it or not;
blue cloud of burnt oil followed us everywhere we went.
After another three hours across some godforsaken state, my
eyes were straining to see the white line. The night sky was lit with
banks of neon lights; they covered every inch of the tarpaper building I could
see up ahead on the two-lane highway. I’d seen those types of joints
before, and they begged: “Come on in, have a couple of beers, there’s titties
to be seen”.
I pulled into the dirt parking lot, leaving a plume of dust
in the air so high and wide that the next four cars wouldn’t be able to see the
neon until they were already passed; I pulled right up to the front door, and
it occurred to me that I’d just driven into the sixties like on an ol’ Twilight
zone TV show. If I were a little smarter, I’d have backed out and kept
going until morning, driving until I found the next Texaco station where I
might just be able to score another six-pack of Bud and a fresh pack of smokes
before they cancel my card.
Good sense was not on the menu, so, parking next to one of
the better-looking wrecks, I jumped out and headed for what I expected to be a
real letdown. At the front door was a bouncer, a fat fuck, crew cut and
over the hill in his early twenties, who looked to be about a decade and a half
ago. Fat fuck said “$10 cover charge” and put up a full ham-sized arm
towards my chest to stop my advance. I kept on going until his hand was
on my chest and pushed him back a full step. Again, he said “$10 cover
charge” in his “I’m so fucking fat and scared shitless someone will call me out
voice”. I looked down at his hand, and he quickly pulled it off my jean jacket,
my favorite jean jacket. I looked him in the eye and said: “I’m with the
band”. “$10 cover charge,” he said softly for the third time. I
looked at him with my “Are you fucking kidding me look” and closed the distance
he made with his retreating step. Face flushing and taking but another
step backward, he wasn’t happy with my aggressive manner and in his face
attitude; I was now inside the joint, and the music was obviously from a cheap
recording and crap speakers that must have come from one of the dollar
stores. “$10 fucking bucks to cover the band fuck face” I growled in his
fat face so close my lips brushed his like a soft kiss. He jerked back,
and I walked around him into the stinking, nasty-assed dive; it was smaller
than it looked from the outside.
There were maybe ten tables spread around the square
building and six rickety stools at the shabby, dirty bar. The place
smelled of old beer and older barf with a twist of body odor thrown in; it made
you breathe short, shallow breaths through your nose so you wouldn’t get any in
your mouth. The floor was uneven; boards warped and cracked with golf
ball-sized holes every foot or so. It came to mind, “I wonder how a
couple of these fat ass losers made it in here without going right through the
floor”. There was a spotlight shining on one giant round ball hanging
from the ceiling, looking like it could drop like a stone and kill someone at
any moment; it must have been four feet across. It was made up of broken
mirror pieces glued on some sort of round, something. It was hanging in the
center of what was supposed to be a dance floor; luckily, they had high
ceilings, or the girls would have to dance around the stupid thing. The
dance floor was a half circle and only about ten feet around. It was
raised three feet above the main floor of the bar; broken linoleum tiles and
some kind of patch material were all twisted and uneven as much as two inches
from one spot to the next. The thought of seeing one of the girls do a
spectacular naked spread eagle fall entered my mind, and I dismissed it with a
quick smile and a shake of the head; I have crazy thoughts sometimes, funny
ones, but crazy.
I took a seat next to the junky dance floor, still thinking
about a spread eagle fall into my arms, when the barmaid, who had to be in her
sixties, asked me what my pleasure was. I smiled my biggest shitty grin
and said “Oh, I think you know” followed by a twisted toothy grin. That
was all it took, and she was all smiles and gushing, friendly, I’d just made
her day. “I’ll just take a Bud; no glass needed.” With a wink, she was
off.
My Bud was back in a flash, and I asked her when the floor
show was going to start. “Bout ten minutes or so” was the answer with a
toothy grin and a slight toss of what had to be the most dyed hair in
America. She bent over the little table, showing every inch of wilted
tits that were so over the hill that the hill couldn’t be seen in the rearview
mirror. I gave her a little nod and dismissed her; her reply was a deep
huff, twisting her wrinkled, lined mouth into what used to work as a pout; she
was off like a rocket.
Ten minutes turned into twenty, and finally the music picked
up a notch or two, and the drunks started to clap and shout; it even woke a
couple up from the floor. Five minutes later, just as I was beginning to
think that no one was going to come out, I almost shit myself sitting right
there in my hard ass seat with my warm and almost empty Bud in one curled fist;
out comes one of the most beautiful women I think I’d ever seen. I damn
near pissed myself right then and there. She was about five-ten, tits
hard as rocks that had to be “C’s” if not bigger, and the thinnest waist under
those big bad girls I’ve seen in years. Thank god no cheap costume was
hiding her stomach, those abs; six-pack going on a short case. Thighs
that a bodybuilder would have been proud of; lines of muscles rippling under
tanned, perfect skin. Toned calves; triceps that had to be gym-built;
biceps that were groomed to perfection, if not a little large for a
medium-sized woman born and raised in heaven. Her hair was nearly white,
it was so blond, free-flowing well past the middle of her back, thick like a
thatched roof. My face ached from the stupid smile on my face. A
hard punch in the shoulder brought me back to the moment; did I want another
Bud? Oh hell yes, yes, yes, yes; another huff was all I noticed as my
eyes were glued on what had just walked into my life.
The goddess on the raised floor above me swayed, twisted,
and spun; high kicks showing flexibility were just one of the many talents she
must possess. Her movements to the shit music straining from dollar store
speakers were probably the best I’d ever seen; smooth, sensuous, perfect.
“Perfection of movement and rhythm” was what my brain was saying. Perfect
smile; teeth so white that the flashing light from the spotlight off the mirror
ball reflected blinding white light from her teeth into my eyes. Eyes an
incredible deep sea blue. Why were my eyes watering so? I was in the
presence of an angel from heaven, and my mind was not thinking pure thoughts,
as the front of my pants would attest to. In an instant, her bit was up,
and she left the floor as quickly as she had appeared. I found myself standing
at the edge of the dilapidated stage, it was all I could do not to jump up on
the stage and follow her like a moth to a flame.
Somehow, another Bud had appeared in my fist and was
almost gone; magic.
I sat there stunned for more than just a few minutes without
noticing that another dancer had taken the stage and was trying to get someone
to realize she was working her ass off, spinning, kicking, grinding it out,
just trying to get noticed. I wasn’t the only hard dicked patron in this
shit hole sitting there with glazed-over eyes, dizzy light-headed from what
we’d just been blessed to see; it sure wasn’t the beer and a half I’d drank or
even the joint that was smoked out on the road.
I left a twenty on the table and started looking for a way
into the back rooms, where I had to find my angel. Off to the right side
of the bar were the doors going to the shitter’s, Men’s, or Women’s; hidden off
to the left of the opening was a single recessed door with peeling paint that
at some point in the last millennium looked to be red. It had an
“Authorized Person’s Only” sign hanging by a bent nail on the upper half of the
door. It was leaning heavily to the left since someone hadn’t even put a
single nail in the center of the sign. My heart was pounding as I twisted
the knob and found it to be unlocked. I stepped through the door into a
dark hallway sporting maybe six doors at random spacing down both sides of the
hall. I silently closed the door on its rusted hinges without a squeak of
protest and put my ear to the first of four doors without hearing a sound
coming from inside. The fifth door on the right, I could hear the faint
movements of a person, and I gently knocked. A sweet woman’s voice called
in response, “Come in.” I opened the door and looked straight into a mirror
against the wall, no more than six feet away. The reflection was that of
my angel from heaven in body powder and nothing else. She was pulling her
blond wig off and didn’t act as though she even knew I was there, staring at
her naked reflection in the mirror. She made no move to cover up, only
turned and said, “Oh…. I saw you in the audience…. Did you like my
performance?” “I loved it,” I croaked; somehow, the sight of her perfect
breasts and body had taken the air from the room. She wasn’t blond, but
strawberry blond, and the rug matched the curtains perfectly. The color
was more strawberry than blond, but not to the point you’d call her a
redhead. She was breathtaking even in the foul, dim single sixty-watt
light bulb over the dressing room mirror.
I realized I was standing in her dressing room where I
wasn’t supposed to be with a raging hard on and she was completely naked; I
noticed the weirdness and said “I’m sorry my name is David and I just wanted to
talk to you after the incredible performance you just did” She waved an arm
dismissing my compliment, making her right breast raise and bounce with the
jester. “Yes, you are David from Chicago…. I’ve been waiting for you.”
With that announcement, her nipples raised to full erection; she didn’t seem to
notice.
“They call me Rose, that is the name that I use here, I have
no other I know”. She made another dismissive wave and turned back to the
mirror again, working on wiping clean the makeup from her gorgeous face.
As the colors came off, her incredible beauty increased. The makeup was
covering and taking away from her natural beauty. I stood transfixed by
the sheer beauty that was before me; she was becoming more breathtaking by the
minute.
“How do you know that I’m from Chicago?” “I just came
into this crap bar less than an hour ago”. Another dismissive wave sent
chills up my back as I again watched her breast make its journey up and back to
the natural position.
“I’ve been waiting for you, David of Chicago.” “I need
a ride to my people, will you take me there, David of Chicago?” What do
you say to the most gorgeous woman you’ve ever laid eyes on, and she asks you
five minutes after meeting her to give her a ride, plus that is the direction
you’re going anyway?
‘Ummmmm……… Of course”…
She had her bag packed; one small suitcase that was no
larger than the standard airline carry-on. She finished cleaning the
paint off her face and tossed all her makeup, which wasn’t much, into the
suitcase. With a click, she shut it and headed out the door.
“Wait; don’t you have to get your check or something from
dancing?” as I raced to catch up. She’d already made it down the dark
hall and was going through the “Authorized Persons Only” door. She spoke
over her shoulder, not slowing down, “Nope, my time here is over, and my debt
is paid.” Across the barroom floor with a wave to the bartender and past
the fat-assed bouncer with no more than a slight wave of her hand.
Standing just outside the shit house door of the tavern slash strip club, she
surveyed the parking lot as though she would know which my ride was.
To my dwindling surprise, she walked to the passenger side
of my Road Runner and waited for me to open the door for her. I wiped the
surprised look off my face and opened the door for her; as she got in, she said,
“We need to go West, David of Chicago.”
I got in the driver’s seat and left a cloud of blue oil
smoke and dust in the air; we headed West through Colorado towards Idaho; she
was asleep within two minutes and lay her head against my shoulder. Her
strawberry blond hair covered her face, but the slow, delicate breaths
told me she was fast asleep.
Two hours later and a hundred and fifty miles later, she
woke and told me she had to be at the meeting place no later than June 21st, the
summer solstice, and fell instantly back to sleep. At dinner our first
night I asked her where we were going and she handed me a satellite photo of
the Middle Sister Mountain in the Cascade Range in Oregon. We had two
full weeks to get there. That was all the information I was going to get;
she changed the subject, gave half answers, and laughed when I asked her for
more details on why she had to be at the Mountain on the summer solstice.
Our time passed in a flash; traveling, eating, sleeping, and
making love every night. I fell completely in love with my Rose.
After the first day, I didn’t ask any more questions; I was so mesmerized by
Rose that anything she asked or said was taken as a fact.
June 21st came to us as we were making love,
wrapped in twisted sheets of the Best Western in Sisters, Oregon. It was
a small resort town with too many gift shops to count. We woke at 8:00 am
the morning of the summer solstice. Rose was wired higher than a kite;
there was no comforting her, and the thought of calming her down was not an
option. She rushed me into the Plymouth and off we went towards the
Mountains. She sat in the passenger seat with her legs crossed up in the
seat. The only thing holding her in the seat was the shoulder
strap. Her eyes were closed, and she directed me left or right as we came
to a crossroads. We left the blacktop and headed higher on gravel and
then dirt roads. Dirt roads turned into logging tracks, which the
Roadrunner just couldn’t make up. This didn’t faze Rose; she just
instructed to back up and go right at the bottom of the road, never opening her
eyes. After several missed turns and logging roads, she suddenly said,
“Stop; this is as close as we can make it.” She leaned across the seat
and gave me a long, hard kiss on the lips. “Goodbye, David of Chicago, I
will see you again, and we will be lovers once again, forever.” She
reached into the back seat, grabbed her small luggage, and jumped out the
door. “I will see you again, David of Chicago; I will send you a message
when I’m coming back.” Without a second look, she was gone into the brush
of the Middle Sister of the Cascade Range.
I’m telling this story now because today in the mail I
received a postcard with a strawberry-colored rose on the front and a message
that read “Tomorrow, David of Chicago, June 21st, the summer solstice,
I will see you then.” Signed “Rose”
I’ve waited forty-seven years for my Rose to return. I
can’t wait to see her.
From the Ramblings
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